do I dazzle you?

[bellabellabella]

HELLO THERE HUNGER GAAAAAAAAAMES this is blue (Bruce-Wayne-and-Rapunzel-mun) bringing in her third character, fresh from the beginning of the book (NOT MOVIE, BIG DIFFERENCE)............



Edwarddddddd CULLENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!




Yes he totally sparkles. Like DIAMONDS. He is the sparliest vampire you all have ever seen. He can probably turn you into one too but it takes a while (like 3ish days) and is REALLY MASSIVELY PAINFUL and then the new vampire is effectively ADHD for like a year and wanting to kill everybody so you might not actually want that. If you do we'll talk.

Anyway he currently lives off of and has spent the past 70ish years living off of animal blood, not human, but WE'LL ALL JUST SEE HOW LONG THAT LASTS, NOW WON'T WE :>

He's district 1 and will be up brooding all night because he can't sleep and will be avoiding going out in the day until he inevitably gets shoved out into an arena under the open sun at noon and kicks off an immediate fashion trend in the capitol with massive amounts of body glitter. THEN WHO KNOWS.

Hi I'm excited :D

And ps if anyone has any questions about Eddy boo boo here or Twilight in general feel free to shoot 'em at me.

Comments

[acro_bat_ic]

Vampires are related to bats, right????? That's a thing, isn't it??/???

[bellabellabella]

omg does he look like a bat

[acro_bat_ic]

I don't know.

he's sorta pretty, I guess????

Bats tend to be pretty boys.

[bellabellabella]

Excuse you he is very pretty

Very

Very very pretty

[acro_bat_ic]

....She kinda sees it????

If you like that sort of thing.

[bellabellabella]

kids these days

[acro_bat_ic]

Excuse you. You're eternally 18, mister. 8|

[bellabellabella]

17 actually get ur facts strate

BUT THAT HAS NO BEARING ON THE MATTER AT HAND

[acro_bat_ic]

She's oooolder than youuuu~

[bellabellabella]

omg he was born in 1901 okay

[acro_bat_ic]

So? He's seventeen. You can't even vote, mister. 8|

[bellabellabella]

Psh

Do you even know how many fake IDs he's had by now?

[sleeplessinalternia]

HI. HELLO FELLOW DISTRICT ONE PLAYER WHO DOESN'T SLEEP VERY WELL.

[bellabellabella]

OH HELLO DON'T MIND HIM THERE IS NOTHING SLIGHTLY SUSPICIOUS OR SUPERNATURAL ABOUT THE FACT THAT EDWARD NEVER GOES OUT DURING THE DAY OR SLEEPS AT NIGHT.












NOPE.

[the_hit_list]

DUDE THERE ISN'T. NOCTURNAL IS NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.

[bellabellabella]

... WELL HE DOESN'T SLEEP DURING THE DAY EITHER BUT

[the_hit_list]

So question - how killable will he be?

Tim needs to know this.

[bellabellabella]

Harder than a human, but not impossible - his skin is tougher than normal but no longer diamond hard, but it'll be hard or maybe impossible to get him to bleed out and trying to do so will make him more dangerous (I think, anyway), but he's more flammable than your average person etc (though not to the extent that he'd go up so fast that he couldn't put it out).

Unless he gets repowered by the arena in which case haha yeah good LUCK I will have a hard way figuring out how to kill him. Sparklepires are kind of stupidly overpowered ngl. Bullets would bounce.

[the_hit_list]

Tougher than normal is so variable though. Human skin is actually pretty delicate - so I'm assuming that if someone comes at him with a knife, it's not going to break the blade unless he's powered.

[bellabellabella]

man idk I'm just going by what the mods said here because Edward is so stupidly overpowered. They said tougher than normal skin. Mostly I've been assuming it would be a little like cutting into wood, maybe, one of the harder and not softer ones - very possible, but you're probably not gonna do much with a dull blade and it'll take some strength.

Unless we're talking when he's powered in which case plz see 'stupidly overpowered'. Only way to kill a vampire in canon is to literally rip them to pieces and then burn the pieces, and they are super super strong and super super fast as well as basically being made of rock so it's a little like trying to rip a bolder to pieces with your bare hands when that bolder can move several hundred miles an hour from a standstill and can pinch gravel to sand with basically no effort.

[thebestoffense]

Okay so we have a zombie, a vampire.... Don't we have a werewolf I swear we have a werewolf.

Now we just need the son of Frankenstein or something and it will be perfect.

[bellabellabella]

... Does... Ruby from OUaT count? I don't know the canon too well but I think she's wolfy.

[thefemaleson]

LOL, I love your username!

[bellabellabella]

Haha thank you! I started off with a srsbns one and then I started collecting ridiculous for him and I guess haven't looked back???

[akingalways]

VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE.

I know this because I watched the Dracula movies.

[bellabellabella]

THIS ONE DOES SUCK ON THAT

[amplifying]

I AM DYING

alsdfkj i will pay you to run into beck i will literally pay you
this is so perfect i cannot even

[themediator]

Yes. Good. I want these two to meet like burning.