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[69problems]

Hello, all! My name's Inkwell and I'll be bringing you this candy-corn horned gray-skinned lil' revolutionary, The Signless. He's from Homestuck, and for those of you canon-familiar, he'll be coming from a while prior to his execution.

For those of you not canon-familiar, the long and the short of the Signless is that he's a mutant outcast of society who travels the land telling the violent and highly socially stratified trolls to just calm down, jeez. He's a rebel and a pacifist who's highly against oppressive government that discriminates against the majority of the people it controls because of the circumstances of their birth and attempts to control them through gratuitous violence.

So you see why I had to app him here. He's been given a score of 7, and his district after this Arena will be 12!

If you need to get in touch with me, my aim is misterporcelain, my plurk is mister_inkwell, and you can also always PM this account. I look forward to playing with all of you!

And now, if that paragraph above didn't grab you, I offer you a perfectly accurate introduction to the Signless that is just as informative but also has 100% more rainbows:

Comments

[shambler]

Welcome to the Games, Inkwell!

[69problems]

Thanks! I'm excited to be here, I've been looking at it for months now and finally decided to just go ahead and app.

[lessthanelementary]

yeeeeeesssss

yeeeesssss goooooooood oh my god I'm so excited, CRABDANCES FOR EVERYONE

[69problems]

THE MOST MAJESTIC OF DANCES

THE DANCE OF HIS PEOPLE

[thebestoffense]

I AM THE MOST ATTENTIVE and totally did not see the PM before this post. Totally.

Anyway.

HELLO. The Signless will get to deal with a kid who is afraid of him because this is how you react to adults when you are Volanz.

[69problems]

Basically that is how you react to an adult when you are any troll child ever. Troll social norms, u are awful. :c

[misscabernet]

I have barely read any homestuck but I just want to commend you for a wonderful opening video

god bless u

[69problems]

I do very much like to make a good first impression! -u-

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Hello and welcome, Inkwell! :D It's Lisa, Howard/Javert/Eva/Punchy's player.

[mannersmatter]

Hello! I'm Terra, I play Effie, Lottie and De, as well as various NPCs, and I'm one of the mods!

[69problems]

Hello friend! Super excited to be here. Signless and Effie will most likely have CR, if you want to go that direction, since she's district 12 too (don't put your claws on that THAT IS MAHOGANY anyone?). I def look forward to playing with you either way! :)

Oh! And would it be okay to say that he came in just a little before the fireworks show, if only so I could use it as an excuse to spook him away from just obstinately sitting by the cornucopia and Refusing To Cooperate?

[mannersmatter]

Yes! I also NPC Katniss so any time you need here, hit me up as well!

And that is totally fine!

[69problems]

Eeeexcellent! Thanks.

[dirtyword]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT PARODY OMFG

I mean uh sorry I'm late to the introdutions I'M CHASEKAT I play Brendan Frye from the movie brick and yes signless good let me just touch himmmmm

[69problems]

AHAHA I'm so glad I could bring it into your life

Hi Chasekat! I'm not familiar with Brendan but he looks p cool, we should definitely do something with these two at some point because Signless is Signless and will want to befriend EVERYONE and TEACH THEM THE WAYS OF REVOLUTION

as you do

[dirtyword]

asdfg man yesss I'm about to tag into his open post actually 8D