guess who's back, back again

[capitolprivilege]

Hi guys, most of you remember me, but for those of you who don't, my name is Krystal and I'm bringing back this glittery sack of garbage named Stephen Reagan.

Here's what you need to know: he used to be the den mother escort for D6, but after being viciously attacked by one of the offworld Tributes, Altair, Stephen resigned and got a job that let him stay safely away from offworlders. It's no secret that Stephen hates and mistrusts anyone not from Panem. He's spent six months as the assistant to the undersecretary of the Minister ~for the Future~, the fancy name for the section of Capitol government that oversees scientific research and technological development. The Reagans are a rich, powerful, and influential family, and if you're playing a Capitolite/Mentor, I'd love to work out past CR! Even if you don't know him personally, it's very possible you've heard of him: he was accused of being a traitor a year ago and had a very public breakdown before he got his act together and became the classy motherfucker he is today. Also, his brother, Cyrus Reagan, is the Minister of District Affairs and is responsible for a large amount of brutal legislation. So there's that.

Here's what no one but Linden Lockhearst knows: Stephen Reagan is a giant freaking traitor and is laying low until he can do something useful.

TL;DR -- for now, I'm looking for positive Capitolite/Panem-native-Capitol-loyal CR and snippy passive-aggressive negative CR with offworlders. I want as many people as possible to be convinced Stephen's loyal to the Capitol, though if your character is exceptionally perceptive and you want them to realize it's an act, hit me up! I'm available via PM and also on plurk! I'm super hype to be back for endgame and to have Stephen be a real jerk to all of you and feel bad about it later.

Comments

[earthborn]

YOOOOOO IT'S THAT ONE NERD SHEPARD LIKES.

[capitolprivilege]

WHAT HE'S NOT A NERD, HE'S SUPER COOL OK

[earthborn]

YOU KNOW SHEPARD KNOWS HE'S A DINGADANG REBEL SCUM RIGHT

I MEAN SHE DOESN'T KNOW, BUT SHE KNOWS

SHE CALLIN UR BLUFF, SPARKLCHILE

[capitolprivilege]

SHE CAN THINK WHATEVER SHE WANTS as long as she's got the sense to keep it to her damn self and not fuck up his six months of flawless performance

IN THE MEANTIME HE'LL KEEP SHIT-TALKING HER AND ALL THAT OTHER OFFWORLDER SCUM WHILE SENSITIVE DOCUMENTS ABOUT THE CAPITOL'S R&D PASS THROUGH HIS HANDS

[earthborn]

EXCUSE YOU, REAGAN SHE'S BEEN RUNNING CONS SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE IN DIAPERS HOW DARE YOU imply that she is some kind of impulsive jackass who takes petty vengeance OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT NEVERMIND

(but for real tho she'll tell no one unless its like I SHALL DEFEND THIS IDIOT TATER TOT TO THE REBELS)

they put her in a tv promo stephen did you see it

did she look badass

[capitolprivilege]

yes he did

yes she did

she looked ten times more hardcore than PG

[earthborn]

its not a competition

I MEAN LIKE, OBVIOUSLY IT IS AND SHEP WON????

BUT WHO CAN COMPETE WITH THIS.

FLEXES

[theflyingone]

If Altair feels the urge to use his Eagle Vision on him, he might see it's an act.

Otherwise, HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND~ 8D

[capitolprivilege]

I'd be completely OK with that happening down the line. :D UNTIL THEN, ALTAIR'S ONLY REGRET IS NOT SUCCEEDING AT THE MURDER ATTEMPT AM I RIGHT

[theflyingone]

EXCUSE U MISTER, AT LEAST HE GOT SOME INFORMATION

...he still wears the traitor cuff he got for it, i don't see why the Capitol would take it off lmao

[capitolprivilege]

WEAR IT PROUDLY :')

[conifer]

I'm really excited you're back, I enjoyed Stephen immensely! Sadly Emily is now rebel scum, but I look forward to them catching up in the long term

[capitolprivilege]

YES EMILY YES Nooo Emily noo, look at your life, look at your choices!

I'm excited to be back!! I'm really happy to be here for endgame so Stephen can do the double-agent thing and put his CR through the wringer. I'm sure he and Emily will have tons to talk about once the dust settles, but until then...

[dead_black_eyes]

Welcome back <333333333333