+1 dumb spy

[intenserer]

Hi guys! My name is Jo, and I'm bringing in Rick Ford from the completely ridiculous movie Spy as a Tribute! Rick is basically a Jason Statham amalgamation: he's a CIA agent from London, he looks like the human manifestation of anger, and he likes to talk about how ~extreme~ he is pretty much always. (see above for more details)

Ford is going to be in District 8 once he gets out of the Arena, he will probably assume that this is all an elaborate kidnapping plot by the Russians, and he has a score of 10. Hit me up on aim @ 'salacities' or on plurk @ gothbless for friendship and plotting purposes!

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[shiny_and_chrome]

I cannot NOT love anyone STATHAM!!!

I play idiot War Boy Nux from Fury Road--maybe we can do MANLY ALPHA MALE DRIVING things together. LOL!

[intenserer]

Omfg

I ABSOLUTELY need Ford to meet Nux so they can share stories of ridiculous driving stunts together, yes please!

[shiny_and_chrome]

YESSSSSS this cannot be anything but brillaint. And shiny.

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[intenserer]

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[intenserer]

Look at you, you handsome fucker.

[molotov]

look, the russians had nothing to do with this mess, says the ex-kgb agent

[intenserer]

sorry what he was too busy staring at That Cleavage