+1 Assassin

[theflyingone]

Hello all, i'm bringing in a stabby asshole from the 12th century. He is known to friends as Altaïr, and to enemies as "the man in the white hood." (It's hard to get a good description of an Assassin okok.)

Please treat him terribly.

I've taken him from an early canon point (end of memory block 3) which means he's still on a journey of relearning how not to be a douche. He is brash, impatient, swelled in the head, self-righteous, etc. I am specifically looking for ways to humble him, such as:
- People to tell him to his face he's an ass
- People to impress upon him how little he knows of technology
- People to defeat him in a fight (hardmode! he scored 11)
- Terrible ways to heck him up
- and (though it sounds strange) ways for him to start understanding why his enemies do the things they do

So those are my starting CR plans! He is known for completing a heel-face turn in the span of three months. I doubt i can feasibly thread that in realtime, but with endgame drawing near(ish) i still have a self-imposed time limit. Reach me at his journal contact or at misosoupaddict

Comments

[earthborn]

READIES THE RENEGADE OPTIONS

[theflyingone]

EXCUSE YOU, HE IS KING OF THE ASSHOLES, STEP ASIDE

[earthborn]

THERE'S A REASON WHY THE QUEEN IS THE BEST PIECE IN CHESS, ALTAIR.

[theflyingone]

HE WOULD ARGUE SHE'S ONE OF THE WORST

because her moves weren't made badass until... after his time... HE'S SO OLD.

[earthborn]

ok grandpa whatever here's how you copy-paste

[theflyingone]

He knows perfectly well how to copy and paste. Get him a pen and animal glue.

Wait till Shep sees his first network post one of these days. I still can't decide if i want bad typos or bad autocorrect.

[contrarianlibrarian]

Hello! If I'm not mistaken, then China will be Altair's escort in District 11. Hopefully they'll get along famously. Or infamously.

[theflyingone]

Please let it be infamously

Are you prepared to have a tribute who refuses to give cameras anything but a death glare

[contrarianlibrarian]

Aye, aye!

Darn it, Altair, the death glare's supposed to be for your opponents! :(

[theflyingone]

Maybe his face is just stuck that way >:|