have yet another footballer oc

[putamadre]

Ladies.

Hi everyone! I'm Kait, and I'm completely new! I'm bringing you an OC, Valerius, a Mentor from District One. His hobbies are hating his life and dealing with Sergius, the latter of which is a full-time job.

His app is here, and you can find me on Plurk at fenerkulesi. I'm looking forward to playing with all of you! ♥

Comments

[putamadre]

Nice to meetcha! :D Sound and the Fury, wow that's hella rad. *^*

You live with them? I'm so sorry. I hope Val doesn't disappoint!

[whatisay]

I'm sure he won't. I can't wait for some Escort/Mentor CR.

Seriously, I've absorbed so much Real Madrid knowledge by osmosis, it's scary.

[putamadre]

It'll be such a disaster; I'm so ready.

Do you run and hide when they start to nerd too hard?

[whatisay]

Alas, sometimes I start to engage. I looked into the abyss, Kait, and the abyss looked back.

[putamadre]

You have my deepest sympathies, friend. I just hope the abyss didn't get you stuck stanning someone awful.

[sergius]

Suarez.

[putamadre]

Not el tiburón.

[sergius]

Sí, mi amor.

[putamadre]

[sergius]

Don't make that face.

[whatisay]

i like turtles sharks!

[whatisay]

...and Ali just sat there next to me going "uh huh!".

[confidentially]

*WINK*

[perfectus]

I apologize for nothing.