+1 handsome knight (in tarnished armor)

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Soooo, Panem, I heard you wanted some knights from magical fantasy lands with lots of racism and stuff! Well have I got the guy for you! (This is Froda, by the way, mun of Joel - aintyourdad).



This handsome gent's name is Cullen Stanton Rutherford and he hails from Bioware's Dragon Age video game series! Specifically, his canon point is about 2/3 of the way through Dragon Age: Inquisition (if you don't want spoilers, let me know and I will do my best!).

Cullen is literally a knight, a former Templar (that's the mage police, basically), and current commander of the Inquisition's army. He's a great, upstanding guy with some literal demons in his past (it was a dark time). But he will be here to protect and defend the weak and be all outraged at this whole arena thing.

He's in District 2 with a score of 9, and I'll probably be tossing him into the arena later this afternoon!

Comments

[tevintage]

Ayyyyyyy

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Bro.

[tevintage]

'sup bro

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Ready for a chess rematch?????

[tevintage]

YES. With... bizarre... Panem Chess....

How does this even work though :|

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I know right?!? Barbarians don't even play proper chess!!!

[tevintage]

And their fashion is as bad as Orlais

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It's like Orlais on steroids, Cullen's gonna hate it so much.

[tevintage]

Dorian won't be able to decide if it's awful or amazing or both.

Likely both.

[revocation]

ALL OF THESE MAGIC SCREENS SHOWING THEIR FACES ALL THE TIME UGH

[schnapp]

ooh ser cullen ooh

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Literally every straight woman in Panem. And a lot of the guys.

[earthborn]

sup

[pokemon theme song intensifies]

[revocation]

Shep's got another handsome, blonde do-gooder to contend with ayyyyy

don't worry though he doesn't know what democracy is, so.

[earthborn]

I can't wait for Shepard to compare Templars and Justicars and go, "Wow I'm so glad my job doesn't require me to have any specific moral code because fuck that."

Cullen take ur shirt off. pls.

[revocation]

MORAL CODES ARE IMPORTANT OKAY

no >:(

[earthborn]

how about a moral code where its immoral for u to be this cute huh

I'm trying not to romance him rn and it's hard

[revocation]

he's just going to be a blushing mess around her sighs

there's no resisting. GIVE IN.

[earthborn]

YES. PERFECT. Shepard's inability to not flirt with every attractive person strikes again.

no i want to romance solas remember

[revocation]

Yeeeeep. Cullen is just gonna INSIST HE'S TAKEN.

TRUST ME ON THIS

[earthborn]

IF SHE LIKED IT THEN SHE SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT.

i'll romance him next time shhh

[revocation]

UH KINDA TOUGH WHEN THE END OF THE WORLD IS LOOMING YO

you'll thank me

[earthborn]

don't talk to me about the world ending, yo.

[revocation]

nope sorry he will

[earthborn]

this is going to get awful

i love it

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i feel like shep is going to remind cullen of hawke a bunch, and let me tell you, he does not like hawke.

[earthborn]

Well, look on the bright side-- Shepard is at least a military commander. I'm sure that, no matter what else, they'll be able to find some common ground. A lot has changed in the military since the heyday of broadswords and cavalry charges, but never so much that two career soldiers couldn't recognize one another.

[revocation]

That is very true! If nothing else, they both have a lot of leadership experience. Basically, this will be excellent. XDDD

Cullen's also a huge father to his men so he can relate to that. At one point Varric says he must have portraits of all the soldiers in his pockets. XD

[earthborn]

....slowly.....hides the huge Omnitool file of surreptitiously snapped photos of her crew.

yes. shepard can. sympathize. ahem

[revocation]

THEY CAN SWAP STORIES ABOUT THEIR SOLDIERS

"and heeeere's Bob, the other day he knocked over one of the more senior recruits on the practice field and I was SO PROUD"

[earthborn]

"And this is my baby boy Grunt. I know he looks like a dragon, but you should see the other guy!"

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Perfection.