+1 Bucket of Sass and Rainbows

[tevintage]

Hey everyone! For those who know me already, and those who don't, this is Britt, returning after several months away, with this magnificent asshole, Dorian Pavus.

You may know my work from previous assholes, including: Sherlock Holmes (BBC), Maximus (Gladiator), Ellie (The  Last of Us) and Kurt Wallander (Wallander). Three of these will hopefully be coming back in the near future, one of them is dead.

ANYWAY YES HI I know that you totally missed me (just lie to me), so I am very happy to rejoin you once more :)

Dorian here hails from Tevinter, a fictional empire in Bioware's series Dragon Age and specifically from the most recent installment Inquisition. He is in District 7, yo district peeps! He's a mage and a sassy one, and I'm very excited to have him be flippant to all of you. He's going to be headed right into the arena, and I have absolutely ZERO plans so far so come make em while I've got em.

 

Glad to be back. :3

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[earthborn]

It is not a lie, I missed you.

And I'm excited about THIS!

[tevintage]

Me tooooo we need to get these assholes together 8D

[earthborn]

possibly important question: would your sassmage be inclined to attack a lone troll of the karkat persuasion

because. i mean, if he is, Dorian's first kill could be Shepard.

[tevintage]

He could be, if Karkat was the first person he saw. He'd probably think he was darkspawn. 8D

[earthborn]

Well, he's not totally wrong. I mean, it's Karkat. :P

[tevintage]

But yeah, he still thinks he'll die unless he kills everyone else, so if you guys come first, then Dorian will freeze and shatter him on sight 8D

[earthborn]

So! As this would naturally involve the intervention of Commander Scumbag Vanguard, I imagine their fight will be brief but very flashy, with minor injuries to all parties.

Just to outline this so I can get it straight in my head:
1: Dorian sees Karkat
2: Dorian attack Karkat
3: Shepard sees the Dorian/Karkat conflagration
4: BIOTIC CHARGE
5: ~lighting or ice or something to the face~
6: Shepard is kill'd
7: Karkat escapes probs, because I don't think he's going to die? idk it's not up to me, my dude is dead

[crabmunicator]

HELLO HELLO I hear you want a weird grey kid to mistake for something presumably awful

(I am all for this line of plotting! Nice to meet you by the way, I'm Nabi.)

[tevintage]

Hullo Nabi! We had a karkat before, so I'm vaguely familiar, though I've never read homestuck. Nice to meet you!

How would you like to be frozen solid by a mage 8D

or set on fire

or struck by lightning...

[crabmunicator]

I'm not looking to get him outright killed yet since I'd like to wait until he's rolled, but I am definitely open to general injury. Fire might work well for that?

Also, do you have a plurk I could add you on? It might be easier to plot the whole thing between these three that way.

[tevintage]

Oh woops sorry misread, shepard is the one dying, all good. But yes Fire would work wonderfully for that :)

my plurk is sh_consulting, add away!

[crabmunicator]

Thanks! Just sent the request.

[the_marshal]

My regret that Wyatt is in 13, let me show you it. D8

But! Wesker's always around for your asshole needs. >:}

[tevintage]

Oh man, Dorian and Wesker would be hilarious

Sent from my iPhone

[burningdaylight]

Makes me wish I still played my sassy mage from another canon

Hi, welcome (back!) The name's Monface and I just play Luke from The Walking Dead Game.

[tevintage]

Hullo! Nice to meet you :)

Which sassy mage did you play?

[burningdaylight]

/tweaks Dorian's fabulous 'stache

Oops, forgot to close my tiny text tag in that last comment. :'D BUT YES, I played a little known fellow name Isaac from Castlevania, the most shamelessly flamboyant dude to step out of Konami's vision of 15th century Transylvania.

[hit_girl_mindy]

*Not excited not excited SUPER excited maybe seeing Ellie again woooooooo*

Anyway, welcome back, you were missed!

[tevintage]

I missed you guys :3

And yes!! I do plan on bringing Ellie back soon, i think i have to wait two weeks between apps or so

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yayz!

Cool! I have to get Mindy back in the thick of things anyway, been having a dry spell with her lately. Who knows, might even be thinking of putting in a new app.

But good luck!

[anchorbound]

You're baaaaaaaaaaaack hi it's Amy! From way back when, too (Peeta, Cindy, and Perry), I just came back with this guy, Shatterstar, here who is in District 7 too, which I am so excited about. Gonna give a warning that if Shatterstar meets Dorian outside of the arena, he'll probably greet him by kissing him? I mean, Dorian is pretty damn good looking, and Star has a problem with not understanding that that isn't how you greet hot strangers.

[tevintage]

ahhhh hey amy :D

also lmfao not entirely sure dorian would have a problem with that either........