DO YOU NEED YOUR DUDE KILLED? ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SEEING IT HAPPEN IN A WEIRDLY CREATIVE WAY? LET BROCK SAMSON BE YOUR MURDERER TODAY!
Brock is fully available for killing any and all adult males. Objects he has that will probably play a part in this murder: screwdriver, scissors, taser, portal gel. Let him portal gel you in the face (not dirty) and then shove your blind ass down a ventilation shaft. Let him jam a screwdriver in your treacea and say something dumb like "I guess you're pretty screwed." Etc. These are just some of the exciting options that await your date with death... Death by Samson!
On the non-grisly murder side of things, Brock will help out children and maybe women, though he's still kicking your ass if you try to kill him, ladies.
He will also be getting stupidly enraged by the malfunctioning gravity so please enjoy a frothing 6'8" person floating around super angrily and bumping into stuff.
Brock Samson
Brock is fully available for killing any and all adult males. Objects he has that will probably play a part in this murder: screwdriver, scissors, taser, portal gel. Let him portal gel you in the face (not dirty) and then shove your blind ass down a ventilation shaft. Let him jam a screwdriver in your treacea and say something dumb like "I guess you're pretty screwed." Etc. These are just some of the exciting options that await your date with death... Death by Samson!
On the non-grisly murder side of things, Brock will help out children and maybe women, though he's still kicking your ass if you try to kill him, ladies.
He will also be getting stupidly enraged by the malfunctioning gravity so please enjoy a frothing 6'8" person floating around super angrily and bumping into stuff.