+1 really really ridiculously good-looking male model

[eugoogly]

Lexil here, currently playing District 6's Linden Lockhearst! Someone suggested I had a definite "type" the other day. They were like "You only play antisocial geniuses, don't you?" I am here to prove them wrong by leaping recklessly to the complete opposite end of the type spectrum with one of the dumbest characters ever written into existence.

The male model Derek Zoolander is a sweet idiot who wouldn't hurt a fly. He loves orange mocha frappuccinos, wearing white to funerals, spa visits, and staring at his reflection in spoons. He's in District 10, heroically scoring a 4 with his demonstrated skill ("Blue Steel"). I look forward to throwing his prissy ass to the wolves in the next Arena!

Comments

[tricksandmischief]

I am looking forward to seeing Derek around. :D

[dead_black_eyes]

Thank you for tagging him so quickly! I'm having a ridiculous amount of fun in that thread.

[tricksandmischief]

XD He's priceless.

[ka_sera_sera]

Whether the Arenas destroy him or he somehow manages to get really lucky and waltz through them untraumatized, I really look forward to seeing him do his thing. This is going to be amazing.

[eugoogly]

Ahahaha thank you! I'm really excited to play this doofus.

[soultospare]

I'm so glad this happened.

[dead_black_eyes]

So glad. It's going to be so fun to play a dumb person for a change!

[shenunigans]

For one thing, YESSS. For another, how do you feel about fourthwalling? Dave is a Ben Stiller fan in his canon, but I'm happy to have him swing it as if he's just a fan of Zoolander because everybody is. Duh.

[dead_black_eyes]

I'll be honest, I'm usually not a fan of canon puncturing, but given that it's Homestuck and Dave and Zoolander is so incredibly ridiculous I can't pretend I'm not excited for this! Go for it man, with my blessing, and may this be as much fun as I think it'll be.

[shenunigans]

You're awesome! THANKS.