+1 megababe escort

[fusshionable]

Hi guys! It's Jo, player of Anna and Oceana, here with a third character: a Panem AU of Homestuck's Porrim Maryam. Instead of a teenage alien ghost vampire, she's 100% human, and an escort for District 5! Lucky you. She's gonna mother the shit out of all y'all, shenanigans or no. She was also an assistant stylist up until now, so I'd love to get her some pre-established CR! Go ahead and chime in if you want her and your character to know each other, etc. Also, as always, I'm available on Plurk at gothbless and on AIM @ 'salacities'. Tata, dahlings!

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[carnagecarnival]

I hearby am going to state for the record I am going to try really hard not to do any unnecessary mother fucker jokes.

Sorry Porrim, you got this asshole as a tribute!

[fusshionable]

PFFFFFF

God damnit Fritz why this.

GET READY TO BE MOTHERED u lil shit

[carnagecarnival]

It was inevitable and you know it.

and to the mothering he shall respond with utmost mature statements of "nuuuUUH" and "but why tho"

Good luck, Porrim, may the odds be ever in your favor.

[pythianjudgment]

HELLO FRIEND. I am so excited for Porrim you don't even know. Except all the times I've told you I'm excited already... Terezi is not one of her tributes, but she's still hanging around/sleeping in D5 right now. So have fun with the strange child who doesn't actually live there, Porrim.