District 11, prepare your bodies for your new escort, STEEEVE CARLSBERG

[carlsbenjamins]

But Kirk! He's not ginger! Or a bad guy! What is the meaning of this!!! What an outrage!!!! A SCANDAL!!!

Combo breaker had to happen sometime.

I think my favorite part of this is you have names like Seneca, Effie, Katniss, Peeta, Caesar, and then there's Steve. Like what kind of a name is Steve in this world?? Maybe it's short for Stevacus or something ridiculous.

"" (Watch on YouTube)

And now, I provide for you a link to his pre-established Capitol CR post as a manner of keeping things conveniently in one place. If we discuss things somewhere else(plurk, pm, im, or another post) and you don't feel the need to comment on the post as well, no problem! I will put the information on there myself.

A quick briefing on Steve: He is the best of dads ever. Okay, so he's a step-dad, but his wife and Janice mean the world to him, so while he'll probably be living mostly in Tribute Tower between arenas, during them he'll be staying with his family and visiting the towers once a day to check in. If you are under the age of 18 (maybe ~20), he will dad you without discrimination. If you are older than that, expect respect and friendliness without discrimination. He's pro-Rebellion, but I imagine he's going to stay in the Capitol as long as possible when more D13 stuff starts happening.

And as always, my plurk is assbanditkirk and you are free to message or add me anytime! edit: way to forget the site part of the html tag on the plurk link. fixed!

Comments

[privilegecheck]

ooh mr carlsberg ooh

[carlsbenjamins]

kankri i have returned to the tower
and i have checked my privilege and also my shirt opened??

[smarterthanthem]

dadding intensifies

[carlsbenjamins]

aggressively dads in your direction

[smarterthanthem]

pls no dadding with that face

[bravebargain]

hi porthos

oh gosh he's D11 escort. I am so sorry for Mariko haha.

[carlsbenjamins]

hay gurl hay (I really wish there were other roles to pull icons from, but alas, it's the biggest role he's had)

Haha, yeah, that's what I was thinking when I decided to go with 11. If she doesn't like him, he'll respect her space and still do his best to make her look great to sponsors though!

[bravebargain]

that's shame. but in meanwhile, i'll be sure to enjoy seeing musketeer on my reading page <3

Chances are that she's not going to like him. At all. Though idk, she kinda needs someone who doesn't judge her and treats her respectful despite all the ridiculousness ;w;

[carlsbenjamins]

eye candies it up

Would it make it easier to talk to him if he were to do drag? I can imagine him going to Jolie and them fighting over him shaving because his beard-scaping is perfect why ruin that?

In all seriousness, he'll probably try to negotiate with her the best way for them to communicate. He won't judge her over her phobia at all, since having that and then being thrust into the whole tribute situation, which is a co-ed environment must have been hard on her.

[bravebargain]

ooohhh you have no idea. ouo

Not really. She has never met a drag queen and I imagine she'd be furious about it: How dare a man to make fun of woman by dressing up like them and boasting a ridiculous stereotype of a bossy-lady! Or something like that. Haha :'DDD

We'll see how things will go after this arena. There's some very traumatizing stuff planned for her so yeppp. That conversation is going to happen with a closed door between them.

[carlsbenjamins]

saxophone solo in the distance

He was just trying to find a way to be less intimidating! 8C

Alright then! I look forward to it. And after everything, he can leave a mug of hot chocolate or some other peace offering outside her door.

[hit_girl_mindy]

No more daaads

[carlsbenjamins]

Always more dads, an eldritch amount of dads

[hit_girl_mindy]

Good luck with this one then! She'd difficult.

[earthborn]

c:

[carlsbenjamins]

provides shepard with hot chocolate that's spiked with something

grown up hot chocolate

[earthborn]

aaaaaaaaaand just like that, Steve Carlsburg is in the cool kids club.

Why do people think it's so hard to make friends with her? Her needs are so minor.

[onedirectiony]

why so many parentals

[carlsbenjamins]

why so many youths who require guidance because they make bad life decisions

[onedirectiony]

loki says wow his life decisions are fine thx

he's also more than 200x your age

[carlsbenjamins]

and carlsberg laughs heartily, pats him on the shoulder, and walks away

but congrats on your face at that age, wow

[onedirectiony]

he asks you to point out which ones are bad tho

he uses a lot of moisturizer ok

[carlsbenjamins]

highlights all of loki's biography except maybe a few lines

[onedirectiony]

rude

but also correct

[butwhataboutme]

Hey! I'm Neb, a brand new player here. :> I play a spoiled Capitol boy turned Peacekeeper, who spent a few years stationed in District 12 before he was transferred to the Capitol. Maybe they could be familiar with each other from there? Or maybe they met at the Capitol party scene before he was enlisted.

[seestheman]

maaaan there really needs to be a Panem Parents Club so they can aggressively parent at all the kids in one fell swoop