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Cronus Ahab Beauregard II ([personal profile] escortgot) wrote in [community profile] thegamesooc2014-09-09 05:19 pm
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+1 Uncomfortably Friendly D-bag

Hello hello, this is Zorn with a second character: Cronus Ampora from Homestuck. However, he is now a capitol AU and as such he's now called Cronus Ahab Beauregard II. The pretentious name was entirely necessary, lbr. He's district 9's escort, I am so sorry. So very, very sorry D9.

For those unfamiliar: Cronus is a self centered asshole who likes to present himself as being super friendly, nice, and thoughtful! When in reality he's kind of a skeevy douchebag who's really only after one thing: booty. He attempts to be deceptive and manipulative with this facade of his to gain his goal, and is pretty dedicated to his ruse. That isn't to say his actual mean and bitter personality never shows through, it can, but rarely. He reserves letting the real him surface when he thinks he can get away with it.

In short: he's kind of awful. Lucky for you guys I've taken this into account, and if you wanna read up on how awful he is, here is his app and I've made a permissions post. If you don't want to be troubled with the trainwreck that is Cronus, or do but to only a certain extent, feel free to let me know there! Completely understand, no hard feelings!

A heads up, Cronus will definitely be interesting in using the bidding system, so if you want to be involved in that, the permission post handles that as well, we can do some proper planning and so forth!

If you need to get a hold of me feel free to use aim (zornsable) or my plurk ([plurk.com profile] ZornSable).

EDIT: Because I'm a smarty I forgot to mention that if any Capitolites want pre-established CR with Cro, that's totally fine and feel free to hit me up here or on plurk or whatever. He was a party boy for a long while, so it's totally possible they could have met him that way!
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[personal profile] earthborn 2014-09-09 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
gonna punch a capitolite right in the face aw yiss.
Edited 2014-09-09 22:38 (UTC)
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[personal profile] earthborn 2014-09-09 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
can't stop wont stop
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[personal profile] fintastic 2014-09-09 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
cronus more like grossnus.
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[personal profile] fintastic 2014-09-09 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You're rude, rude and gross.
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[personal profile] carnagecarnival 2014-09-09 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I still can't decide who this is going to be more terrible for.
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[personal profile] voodoocarnival 2014-09-10 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Peers at.

Something needs to go down between these two, yes.
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[personal profile] voodoocarnival 2014-09-10 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
UnLuckily for Cronus, Kurloz is already dead and gone from the arena and back in the Capitol uvu
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[personal profile] voodoocarnival 2014-09-10 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Good good.

And Kurloz will find him vaguely familiar and then decide that its really the worst that this asshole got an shitty deathmatch alternate universe self but no one else they know.
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[personal profile] voodoocarnival 2014-09-10 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that is exactly what he's saying.

Yes good perfect. And another case of why that one?!
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[personal profile] voodoocarnival 2014-09-10 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes it is.

Not hating! Just would rather... anyone... else.