+1 ROCKET RACCOON, you poor bastards

[rocket_raccoon]

Attention idiots everyone!

You probably don't know me right now, which is fair because I'M NEW HERE. You may call me Hika, and I'm here with the sole purpose of bringing this little killing machine into the game. He goes by Rocket, and he's fresh out of a little movie called Guardians of the Galaxy from this one tiny unknown studio that also makes a bunch of comics. Maybe you know it? I dunno.

ANYWAY. Rocket here's coming in post-movie, ready to take on the galaxy's baddies as one of its newfound "guardians." Honestly he's going to be pretty annoyed by the fact that he's here without any of his friends teammates and he may or may not try to take his frustrations out on something. Or someone.

That having been said, I'M SUPER PUMPED TO BE HERE. You can contact me on plurk (hikaranko) for any plottings, or just plain shenanigans, whatever. Just do me a huge favor and let me know who you are when you do? Thankye so much. :P

LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING WITH EVERYONE

Comments

[ruffntumblenut]

OHMYGODYOU'REINMYDISTRICT!

You have just picked up my favorite character from a movie I am still buzzing about and you are in the same district as this bundle of dumb viking girl known as ruffnut!

I'm Al and I look forward to many tags with you~

I also play Harley Quinn, Azula (AU) and a girl named Sandy who is the daughter of Spider-man villain The Sandman

[rocket_raccoon]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEING.

HI AL~ You've got a pretty awesome crew of characters there, holy craponastick. :D i mean DAUGHTER OF THE SANDMAN, i just can't even i have a Spidey journal too, i would've apped him if all the death and killing wasn't a thing with him

[tookthewheel]

Hello and welcome!

I'm Manda and I play MCU!Bucky and Clementine from TWD here, nice to meet you! :D adding you on plurk! (my username is katamanda)

[rocket_raccoon]

OMG HI MANDA

first of all-- Rocket wants the arm. and second, CLEMENTINE. that's awesome!!!

[atippleoftransparency]

Hi Hika!

Lyle here is actually from a universe with sapient raccoon people living in it (or he did, before said universe got destroyed), so if you'd like to play out the novel experience of someone not thinking Rocket is in any way weird, we should definitely plan something!

(If you're not as familiar with DC, Lyle is a member of the Legion of Super Heroes currently taking advantage of the fact the Capitol doesn't know his backstory to pose as a supervillain; one who has no experience overthrowing corrupt governments, much less having helped do so twice before his twentieth birthday. Lyle is also a professional little shit, so the two of them have something in common!)

[rocket_raccoon]

OHSNAP. Rocket wouldn't even know how to deal with someone who won't call him names. it would be amazing~

(hehe professional little shits for the win)

[bravebargain]

Hello little woodland creature. Here's disney princess and she'll take a good care of you.

Seriously though, Hi Hika and welcome! I'm Yatsu and I play Belle here and Mariko Shinobu from Oniisama e. I'm very excited to play with you ouo

[rocket_raccoon]

Terran women and their penchant for cute things. ULTIMATELY THEIR TRUE DOWNFALL.

anyway HI YATSU! super awesome to meetcha, and i can tell playtime's gonna be pretty amazing

[arrogantalloy]

Rockeeeeeeeeeeeeet

First of all, I'm adding you to plurk OtterRiverside.

Second of all, I'm Otter. I'm here with Tony Stark in District 12, and Chibi-Usa in district 7.

I am so looking forward to both of my characters having CR with Rocket.

[rocket_raccoon]

well well well. Tony Stark in the fleshy bits.

and now to business-- ADDING YOU BACK.

and HI OTTER. any CR with characters like that is bound to be awesome~

[yourmove]

Shit yeah Rocket. :D It's going to be awesome to see how he deals with the Arena.

I'm Camille, I play Alex Murphy from RoboCop 2014. He's in District 5 and most certainly won't approve of any law-breaking (he might crack down hard in the coming Arena). I'm timefreeze on Plurk.

[rocket_raccoon]

it's his kinda place, really. mmmm death.

Hi Camille!! adding you on Plurk, and i'm so gonna have Rocket give him a real run for his money. BD

[googledox]

AAAAAAH ROCKET

Hi there and welcome to the Games! I'm Tipple and I play Brainiac 5 here, who, like his team-mate Lyle up there will totally think Rocket is an Orandan and then probably not care what he is when he finds out he isn't one, because, well, he's green. And he has team-mates that are a giant bug, a giant snake, and a robot.

Like Lyle he's faking being a villain so he'll probably be a dick but more a general dick than a speciesist dick, which will probably be funny if they meet.

I also play Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon. He will think Rocket is pretty cool and probably bug him to teach him gadget stuff. And he'll be kind of unfussed over the raccoon thing after the initial double take since his best friend is a really big lizard.

[rocket_raccoon]

omg omg omg omg more people to treat Rocket like a person and not a beast. he likes this place a lot so far.

also Rocket will totally roll with them whether they're villains or not-villains or good guys (though good guys are kind of boring 9_9;;). and hey, he just might help make them more believable? idk. lol

also HICCUP. HEEEEEEE.

[firefall]

ooooHHHHHHH MY GOD

you are a beautiful beautiful person and you have made all of my dreams real at this very moment. come to me pls

[rocket_raccoon]

[sloshing]

/groot-dances in your direction

[rocket_raccoon]

/GROOT-DANCES BACK

[dogissues]

Shaggy is going to love this guy if only because he's an animal that talks and Shaggy misses Scooby.

[rocket_raccoon]

fffffffffffff Shaggy, that course of action may be slightly problematic. just slightly.

[guardiandevil]

Hi there! I'm Ali (one of the mods) and I play Matt Murdock (D8), Felicity Worthington (D2), and Courfeyrac (D11) as Tributes, Jessica Wakefield as D3's mentor, and Jennifer Blackwood, a Capitol citizen/tribute liaison. I'm super excited to meet you and play with Rocket! If you need any help with anything at all, don't hesitate to ping me! c:

[rocket_raccoon]

HALLO THERE. I wish I could say I knew more of those names, but I definitely know Matt Murdock AND THAT'S AWESOME ENOUGH.

Nice to meetcha! And thanks so much for letting me be here~

[celebrityskinned]

Hi Hika! Welcome to the Games, and I'm hella stoked to see Rocket here. Added you on plurk; I'm Lisa, one of the mods here. :) And a fellow Marvel.

[rocket_raccoon]

HELLO MODLY TYPE AND FELLOW MARVEL~

i'd like to say that i'm super pumped to be here and thank you for being of the folk that let that happen :3

[oopsright]

I won't lie, this is pretty amazing. Hi Hika! You can call me Casey. :) I play Tess from The Last of Us. I'm so stoked for Rocket, ah! I'm capitols if you'd like to add me. WELCOME TO THE GAME!

:D

[rocket_raccoon]

HI CASEY. and also omg Tess. Rocket would kind of love Tess. his kind of humie.

[orestes]

Oh fuck yes Rocket.

I mean, hello and welcome to the game! I'm Yami, and I play Enjolras (Les Mis), Garak (Star Trek: DS9), Buddy Glass (some J.D. Salinger short stories, woah alliteration), and Pietro Maximoff (Marvel 616-flavor) and obvs I'm thrilled to see Guardians people, but especially Rocket. I'm on plurk @undeadyami. Let me know if you have any questions or want to plot or whatever. c: