This is terrible and can only end badly

[biomechatronic]

Hi! I'm HK, new here, and bringing the freshest of fresh meat,  onto the intro-train, the hard core cold blooded killer, Dr Dennett Norton. (Here is his app for some infos) 

Okay, fine. He's really the exact opposite of a hard core cold blooded anything. Just look at this face. This is a soft, middle aged nerd, the kind of guy who stands almost NO chance of survival in the Arena, unless he's very, very, astronomically lucky. Which means I'm hoping we can at least make sure he dies in interesting and terrible ways. (Which is where you come in.)  OR of course, he could somehow manage to kill someone else and then feel terrible about that. He is handy with a scalpel, if nothing else. 

I'm ceruleancat if you want to add me for plottingness or whatevs.  And please, feel free to poke me if I goof or mess something silly up, or crit, or...you know. 

Let's get the train of terrible rolling! :D 

EDITED bc html is my nemesis.

Comments

[seestheman]

This is going to be all kinds of terrible and I can't wait for him to get to the Capitol so the shit can really hit the fan.

Also I just realized that all three of them have wildly different canon points so it's going to be even better worse than it would be otherwise. :D

[biomechatronic]

She's going to slap him, isn't she?

..../casually checks canon point.

Oh. Yeah. She's going to slap him. Out of the frying pan into the guilt soup.

[seestheman]

Probably only just once. I mean, okay, it'll probably be so hard that his past self might feel it back in Detroit, time/space be damned. But it'll only just be the once. And at least they'll be able to feel guilty together since she hasn't been able to find the best way to tell Alex that, to the best of her knowledge, he's dead back at home. And hell, if Dennett tells her what really happened, she'll probably feel sort of guilty for slapping him.

[biomechatronic]

AHAHAHA /crying. I want this to happen so badly you have no idea.

[seestheman]

It kind of has to so they can move on and actually have fairly normal interactions that aren't tinged with Clara being tempted to slap him. Which, honestly, she would be so tempted.

And just to make things even better, it'll probably be in a super public area since they're in completely different districts. So hopefully he doesn't mind being slapped in front of a bunch of strangers who know who both of them are! :D

[biomechatronic]

YES the more hugely public and embarrassing the better.

I am horrible to this poor guy. ;_;

[seestheman]

I would say that nice, non-mortifying things are bound to happen to him one day. But this a game set in Panem, so that's probably not happening anytime soon.

[had_to_be_me]

Why hello there fellow doctor~ Welcome to The Games! I think you already saw that I will be adding Mordin to the game but I also play Vriska from Homestuck. Mordin me thinks will get along well with him. Medical Doctors WHOOOO!

[biomechatronic]

I think he needs to meet Vriska just because trolls. And him.

And they can nerd out about bullshit medicine all day!

[had_to_be_me]

Oh god no 8"D Vriska is a horrible choice of troll to interact with. But no, you can if you want. I just apologize for her in advance.

Yes! He will take you up on that offer.

[biomechatronic]

Fffff no apologies. He deserves the full troll experience.

[had_to_be_me]

Pffft, well okay then. That's exactly he'll get from her.

[confidentially]

Hello and welcome! I'm Ali and I play three tributes (Matt Murdock from Marvel comics, Felicity Worthington from the Gemma Doyle books, and Courfeyrac from Les Mis) and also Jessica Wakefield from Sweet Valley High and Zoidberg from Futurama. I'm also a mod here, so if you have any questions or need anything at all, please don't hesitate to hit me up! c:

[biomechatronic]

Wow that is a pretty impressive corral in your headspace! ^_^ Is it wrong I most want him to meet Zoidberg (or maybe that's just my love of Zoidberg showing through)?

[crabulous]

Hahaha then you're in luck! Zoidberg just so happens to live in the District 1 suite! He used to be a Tribute and was granted special citizenship in District 1! Pre-destined CR right there!

[biomechatronic]

Oh outstanding! I can't wait! :D :D :D

[onedirectiony]

Welcome to the game, HK!

Nice to meet you!

I'm KJ, I have Thane (Mass Effect), Charles Xavier (X-Men: First Class), and Loki (Marvel 616).

Charles definitely likes science and will appreciate more SCIENCE!!

[biomechatronic]

They all sound awesome! Space aliens and mutants and....Loki. His head may explode. :D

[onedirectiony]

Yesssss. :D I'm excited to have you here o/

[calledmenasir]

Hello and welcome to The Games! I'm Garshil and I play Nasir here, who is from 71 BCE and fought alongside Spartacus. I also play Sirius Black, who shares a district with Dennet (Dr. Norton?).

[biomechatronic]

Oh boy, *magic* I can't wait till Dr Science Nerd Guy tries to understand that!

[grimbiker]

Sirius will be happy to explain it as best he can and then Dr Science Nerd Guy can explain basic biology to him.

[arrogantalloy]

Hi HK! Norton sounds interesting!

I'm Otter, and I play Tony Stark, I look forward to them meeting up at some point!

I've added you to plurk too!

[biomechatronic]

Outstanding! Has Tony met Alex yet, by chance?

[arrogantalloy]

Not alex no. But he has met Clara!

[biomechatronic]

O-oh dear. He should ask her how she feels about him. XD

[arrogantalloy]

XD If it ever comes up I'm sure it'll be an interesting conversation

[yourmove]

Alex, on the hand, might have a more neutral view toward Dr. Norton :P That said, he will be heavily grilling Norton about the whole wtf happened to my body thing. He might take it a bit better than how it went down in canon. Maybe.

Anyway hi, welcome board to The Games.!

[biomechatronic]

Oh don't worry, Alex. Dennett's guilt about his whole, you know...ethical fail will be bad enough. :D

[yourmove]

He should really consider some of his recent life choices :P

[arrhenphobia]

Hello HK! I'm Yatsu and also completely new around here. I'm playing Mariko Shinobu from Oniisama e.

I'm completely canon-blind for Robocop (idk how this has happened) but I do love middle aged nerds. 8> I look forward seeing him around.

[nunpunching]

Hello HK! Welcome to the Games, Dr. Dennett Norton seems like he'll be hilarious in this setting. :) I'm Lisa and I play a bunch of characters here, but I am also a mod in case you have questions!