+1 middle-aged alcoholic

[drunkenmentor]

Hi guys! My name is Meg, and I'm bringing you Haymitch! In case you don't know him, he's a District 12 native and Victor of The 50th Hunger Games. I apologize ahead of time to District 12's tributes who might have to put up with him as a mentor. Hopefully Katniss and Peeta are doing that crap now, so Haymitch can pass out on a sofa somewhere with a bottle of wine.

My plurk is pillowsofwind, let's be frands when plurk comes back to life.

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[earthborn]

DIBS ON THE EXTREMELY PUBLIC SHAMEFUL PUB CRAWL

lets invite all the best degenerates

[earthborn]

With that very extremely super important screech of "SHOTGUN" out of the way, hi Meg I'm Mica and I play Shepard, terror of District Five, who doesn't afraid and gives no shits about dignity.

I think we might benefit from having CR together maybe.

[drunkenmentor]

psh, dignity. this needs to happen, the more shameful the better.

Hello, Mica, I am already looking forward to all of the shenanigans these two will get up to together!

[earthborn]

They shall never be seen to wake up anywhere near so cliche as a public park. They wake atop a statue, a monument, in a hung-over puppy pile in the statue's arms, and the statue has been painted in Blue Warpaint, and Shepard is in her underwear and Haymitch is in a frilly nightgown and they agree never to speak of it again, but also that they are true bros of the night.

He sends her a tiny bottle of booze in the next arena's first sponsor package, the kind one might pay far too much for in a hotel room.

[drunkenmentor]

If it weren't likely to get them executed I would say the statue should be one of Snow and they should drape underpants on it and give him a lacy bra hat, because that would be fantastic. Haymitch will definitely be wearing a nightgown, though.

Lmao if he could find a sponsor who would go along with that he'd totally do it. Best gift ever.

[earthborn]

There is a naked classic greco-roman statue of Enjolras they could probably get away with vandalizing. Bonus: Shepard hates him so much.

[drunkenmentor]

That sounds perfect. They can play dress-up.

[mannersmatter]

:D

:DDD

I am still on hiatus, but very excited!

[drunkenmentor]

Help me Effie, there are people already scheming embarrassing things for Haymitch!! xD

Also excited for when you return!

[formersurgeon]

Welcome! Yay Haymitch!

[drunkenmentor]

Thank you! I can't wait to inflict him upon everybody.

[69problems]

HEY HAYMITCH HOW DO U FEEL ABOUT ALIENS

But no seriously hello, I'm Inkwell and I play the Signless, who's one of the D12 tributes! I'm definitely looking forward to cr with the world's grumpiest mentor.

[drunkenmentor]

HE HAS NEVER MET ONE but that's okay

Hello! Sorry if he assumes Signless is a mutt. xD

[69problems]

THE BEST PART IS signless is a mutant of his own species so he kind of is

good job haymitch u did it, you solved it, ten points

[drunkenmentor]

Isn't he like, Troll Jesus, or am I thinking of a different character? lmao

Score! see, he's smart, he'll get you through this bro.

[69problems]

YEP THAT'S HIM. Sorry, Haymitch, you're stuck with a pacifist who is probably going to argue philosophy with you. But at least he's trying to be a good tribute in other ways? And at least he's got a really capable girlfriend that everyone likes that he can mooch support from this is starting to sound familiar

[drunkenmentor]

Maybe my Haymitch headcanon is weird, but he would be glad to go toe to toe philosophically with troll Jesus. So bring that shit on.

Which one is his girlfriend? cries, I never made it far enough through HS to ever actually meet the trolls. but I know many of them through RP. xD

[69problems]

The Disciple (green blood, cat-ear horns, Mighty Huntress). Her username here is 'disciplewhomsignlessloves' so it'll probably be hard to miss, at least!

ALSO GOOD one of my favorite things is Signless arguing philosophy with people so I am 100% down for that. OvO

[aintyourdad]

Haymiiiiiitch

Ngl, this is exciting, Joel needs some more guys closer to his age to talk to, and omg the perspective of a Panem native... BRING IT TO ME

[drunkenmentor]

A Panem native who isn't Capitol-raised, yes. Let him tell Joel all of the terrible things!!

[sleeplessinalternia]

Hey. This shouty troll kid isn't in your District but is a frequent visitor to see Signless anyway. He may or may not hero worship the fuck out of Katniss and Peeta. Sorry.

[drunkenmentor]

Okay just don't go around shouting when people are busy being hungover. don't be sorry, haymitch thinks they're pretty okay, too

[justoutrunyou]

Hello there~

Welcome to the party! I'm Al!

I play Sandy Marko [District 12], Orc [district 10] an AU of Azula from Avatar the last airbender who is a mentor for District 5 and Harley Quinn who is about to win this current arena and become a mentor in District 9.

I'm so happy you came and I look forward to tagging with you! My AIM is Ibechibb and as I recall we already plurk friended :3

[drunkenmentor]

Hey Al! Thank you so much for enabling me! :3

I can't wait for Haymitch to meet all of your peeps. I just intro'd, so feel free to throw whoever isn't in the arena at him.

[revvinguptheharley]

Count me in! Soon as I catch up on my tags I'll fling Sandy at him

...she may not be super pleased to see him at first. But the way he is kinda reminds her of her mother and father...not in the best way.

[swill]

Meg, hi! I'm Vero- and welcome! :D

I just play this one guy here, who's Hawkeye Pierce from this old show M*A*S*H. I'll go ahead and add you on plurk because that's always fun and I can't wait to thread with you hopefully soon. I'm sure I'm not the only one excited for a Haaaaaaaymitch.

[drunkenmentor]

Hello! I don't think I've ever seen any MASH characters before, this is exciting! :D

[gunshiptotheface]

Hey Meg! I'm Koi and play this space alien loser, Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect, he's also from District 8 here. I'm super excited to see Haymitch since I think he's probably my favourite character from the Hunger Games. Looking forward to playing with you!

[drunkenmentor]

Haha, I'm excited for Haymitch to meet aliens because he'll have no idea what to even make of them. xD

[gunshiptotheface]

Not everyday you get to see an alien walking down the street of the capitol (even if the citizen kind of look like aliens) so hopefully Haymitch doesn't scream and run. He's had that reaction a couple of times.

[drunkenmentor]

lmao well, I've learnt that one of his tributes is troll jesus, so an alien might not be that strange after all, once he finally comes across Garrus. xD

He wouldn't scream and run no matter what. There are more fucked up things in life than people from other planets

[hostage]

ohhh godddd I'm so exciteddddd Haymitch is the besttttt

anyway hi I'm Pana and I play Jesse Pinkman the D6 mentor and I would really like it if he and Haymitch could be/have been friends at some point if you want??? and I'll just toss this at you for some background there

breathes

[drunkenmentor]

oh my god I love Jesse, and you made him a Panem AU?? screaming, yes, he and Haymitch should definitely be friends!

[hostage]

adds you on plurk and cries about perfect friendship

[shinyisfalse]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D :D :D

Hi! I'm Amy, and I play Peeta, as well as Perry Kelvin from Warm Bodies who's in D6, and Cinderella from Fables who's in D11. This is really exciting! I am very excited. Yes. Okay. Peeta is trying to be a really good mentor! It's hard though, he'll be glad Haymitch is back. Even if he does nothing, he's good with that.

[drunkenmentor]

PEEEEEETA!! ♥

I'm very excited to be here, and glad to meet you! Haymitch kind of suspected that Peeta would be a good mentor, so he's probably doing fine. Eventually Haymitch will get back on his feet after being locked up for so long and he'll stop being useless lmao. So there's that.

[shambler]

Heya Meg! Welcome to the Games! Oh yeah, I'm Camille (R from Warm Bodies). He's buddies with Peeta but probably has a vague, probably too-nice idea of what Haymitch must be like.

[drunkenmentor]

Thank you! :D

It's okay, Haymitch will probably fix R's idea of him right up in no time. xD

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Hello, Meg! Pleased to meet you and so excited to see Haymitch here. I'm Lisa, and I'm a mod who happens to play the also-alcoholic mentor Eva, as well as some Tributes. Feel free to ask me questions if you have them, and I hope you have a great time here. :)