I ever tell you about this one time with me and my buddy Keith--

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Heeey guys, it's Wes, player of Starkiller and Elsa and I'm bringing you my third and final tribute; Ellis, from Left 4 Dead 2. He's about as southern and redneck as you can come. He talks in a heavy southern twang and he constantly tells stories about his best friend, Keith. Which... are probably heavily exaggerated.

He is also fresh from a zombie apocalypse, and I've taken him from the end of the final campaign, The Parish, where he's just gotten rescued by the military. So he's... actually kind of under the impression that this is all part of that, though he'll probably be quickly corrected.

He landed District 5, so d-mates hollaaaah. Y'all get a new idiot on your hands. Good luck with him. ANYWAY you can add me at bornthisgaybaby and I welcome all adds, so please feel more than welcome to add me. I think that's about it, so I'll leave off here.

May the odds be in everyone's favors.

Comments

[burnedbrighter]

Oh good, because District Five needed another nutball~

What are his thoughts on being forced to kill other humans? Because Azula wants him compliant.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

It absolutely needed another nutball.

His thoughts are he is deeply unsure because people aren't zombies, man. He ain't gonna know what hit him when he has to start killing people.

But he also doesn't want to die.

So he's conflicted.

He misses when life were simple and all he had to do was bash in zombie brains.

[revvinguptheharley]

Lucky for him there is at least one zombie

[thisonetime_withkeith]

He will most definitely probably hopefully be able to kill this zombie without much guilt.

[the_marshal]

I love how everyone says this until they actually meet R for the first time. XD Then it's all uncertainty and guilt again.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Hahaha yes, let's be honest. Ellis would feel awful afterwards. And then have an existential crisis because he's SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO KILL THEM EASILY.

His life is so hard.

[earthborn]

"Azula wants him compliant" is the most terrifying come-on I have ever thought of.

[burnedbrighter]

Now imagine it with this face

[earthborn]

Less scary, that way, but definitely more disturbing

[earthborn]

Shepard hates everyone in her district and now has a new one to hate oh lord.


SUP WES. DID YOU HAVE ENOUGH CR WITH ME I THINK YOU DID NOT

[thisonetime_withkeith]

But Shepard how can you hate this face? How?

AND NAH YO I can never get enough CR with you Shepard is the shit

[earthborn]

get out

[googledox]

Please just...throw all the Keith stories at Brainiac 5. Please. Preferably in some circumstance where he can't LEAVE.

Oh god. I never knew I needed this in my life.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Brainiac can have all of them

More than he can handle

He will explode into a big ball of Keith. I hope you're ready for this.

BUT YEAH LIKE Keith stories are some of my favorites to do so I try to do them fairly often so GET READY.