+1 junkie idiot

[hostage]

'sup, District 6. You've now got yourselves a mentor by the name of Jesse Pinkman.

Jesse's originally from Breaking Bad but you can read about this particular AU incarnation of him here. All you really need to know is that he's a boy scout-turned-morphling and he's essentially useless as a mentor (my god does he try, though). He's very rough around the edges but he just wants to love and be loved, much like an ill-behaved puppy dog who accidentally bites you too hard when he's trying to play and pees on your stuff when you're not looking. He means well but he's just so bad at being good.

His drug addiction can be blamed for his absence so far. Let's say he hasn't taken too well to the idea of more frequent Games, and it's taken him a while to restabilize. But it's cool now! His keepers dragged him out of whatever crackhouse he was planted in and cleaned him up a little, so he's ready to go and... fail to be of use to anyone.

By the way, I'm Pana and I'm new here. Hi! Feel free to add me at pana for plotting or just because. I've also got an HMD here. Use it anytime for crit or to let me know if Jesse is making you uncomfortable in any way and you'd like to avoid him, because I know his issues can be triggering for a lot of people.

I'm very excited to be here!! Let's have some fun, okay?

Comments

[nunpunching]

Welcome to the Games, Pana! I'm Lisa, one of the mods here, and we've met before but it's good to see you around again!

And omg pana you have no idea how much I need CR with Jesse and Punchy, one of his mentees. Punchy's a well-intentioned puppydog wangsta too. They'll either get on like a house on fire or Punchy will end up a drug addict.

[hostage]

omgggg it's good to finally be here!!

I'm looking forward to this CR so, so much. How terrible.

[shambler]

Yikes, poor Jesse has his work cut out for him. :( But anyway, yes, welcome to the Games, Pana!

I'm Camille, I play the zombie R from Warm Bodies. He's currently his least-zombie for this Arena, but he'll be back to corpse-status after it's over.

[hostage]

More like everyone else has their work cut out for them... in dealing with him...

But thank you, thank you! It's nice to meet you and your adorable zombie.

[president_evil]

Welcome to the Games!

I'm Dee and a play a pair of guys here: Albert Wesker from Resident Evil (this account) and Wyatt Earp from a little seen western called Wyatt Earp's Revenge over at the_marshal. District 11 and 10, respectively.

Can't wait to play with you. c:

[hostage]

What a pair of characters. I can't wait to tag them. Thank you very much!

[thatwasme]

Hey Pana! It's Ish, with Barbara Wilson (AU Mentor, 69th Hunger Games Victor) here! She's from District 9, and such and so forth. Can't wait to see what shenanigans Jesse gets up to! Go Team Mentors!

[hostage]

Apologies in advance for all the shameless flirting, darling. In fact, I think we can safely assume that Jesse has been flirting shamelessly with her for years.

[fire_punk]

Welcome! This AU of Jesse is perfect. Absolutely perfect for him. I'm looking forward to throwing my guys at him.

[hostage]

Thank you so much, I'm glad you like him! Can't wait to play with you!!

[aintyourdad]

Pana! Your Jesse always makes me smile!! This is Froda haaaaaaaaay, welcome welcome! I just got here too and I've just got this asshole papa bear. I am definitely going to have to toss Joel Jesse's way at some point!!

[hostage]

Awwwww, thank you!!! So nice to play with you again! I need papa bear CR very badly, please be his daddy.

[marcato]

OH MY GODDDD

Hello, hello, hello and welcome to the game. :D

[hostage]

OH MY GODDDDDD thank you!!!!

[polyturtle]

HEYA PANA! Welcome to the Games!

[hostage]

Thank you and might I add that yoU PLAY THE MOST SUPERIOR NINJA TURTLE. Congratulations on your taste!!!

[undercoverprincess]

OHMYGOD PANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE HOLY SHIT wow okay yes this is awesome. Hi, it's Amy! From SP, I realize Amy is a pretty common name. Welcome to the game! I'm really excited about Jesse being here, especially as a mentor, that's going to be a ton of fun. I play Cindy from Fables (obviously this journal), Perry Kelvin from Warm Bodies, and Peeta Mellark from what this game is based on. Perry is in District 6, so he gets the whole Jesse experience. And that'll be fun.

Welcome, again!

[hostage]

OMGGGG HIIIIIIIIIII we get to play together again, how exciting!!!! Give me everyone.

[iphigeneia]

Hello! I'm Ali and I play Felicity from the Gemma Doyle books, Courfeyrac from Les Mis, & Zoidberg from Futurama! It's great to meet you! Welcome aboard! 8D

[hostage]

Wow, what a diverse collection of characters! Nice to meet you!!

[wiredup]

Hey. It's weird, I feel these characters have some sorta...kinships.

HI BB!! it's Terra. Hi.

[hostage]

ommmggggggGGGG Terraaaaaa you don't understand how much I neeeeeeeeeeed this CR...........

[cherryblossomnoose]

Hi Pana! It's Ki c: I'm excited to get to play in a game with you again, and really excited to see Jesse in thegames, especially as a mentor.

[hostage]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh hi Ki, I'm so happy to play with you again!!

[sabra]

HI. c: I'm Famine, I play Julian Bashir from Star Trek: DS9 and newly relevant to this conversation, Ziva David from NCIS who's another D6 mentor. \o/ ...and would've been at the time Jesse was going through his Arena so we could hammer out some history there if you like c:

[hostage]

Oh my gosh hi!! So Ziva would have known Jesse before he got ruined, how sad. He was really the sweetest little boy. And he kind of still is, except he's also full of chemicals and self-loathing. I imagine he would've appreciated her efforts as his mentor and he probably still respects her a lot - and unfortunately leaves most of the work to her, since he has so little to offer. I guess maybe he's the emotional support while she's the brains.

[acroodawakening]

OMG hiiiii

I play Guy Crood here from District 6, a Cro-Magnon dude who...well, is more comfortable in the arenas than outside (he's used to stuff trying to kill him even if the things that do have more teeth back home.)

He's had to be pretty brutal from a young age since occasionally he did run into dangerous people so he's kind of more comfortable with it so I think it'd be interesting. He's been that kid covered in blood in the past and is pretty well adjusted.

AND he's kind of a puppy dog himself. He'd totally try to be Jesse's friend fail-mentor or no.

Also I play Brainiac 5 from another district, a green alien smart dude who's a hero pretending to be a villain right now because he doesn't think it's a good idea to advertise he's smarter than an entire planet full of people and used to taking down cosmic level baddies.

[acroodawakening]

PS my name is Tipple.

[grandmas_gurl]

HI! Nice to meet you! I'm Kevin, play..................................

Hey. Wait. Woa. I'm getting this... like... sense of Deja vu????? LIKE. We maybe know each other, somehow????

Weird, right?

[hostage]

[swill]

Oh my gosh I don't know about BrBa or Jesse, really, but you just made him sound adorable and in need of a hug. And so, I think I love him. Welcome to the Games, Pana!

I'm Vero and I only play Hawkeye Pierce here, from an old show M*A*S*H. He's a tribute in District 4, and I can't wait to thread with you somehow someway!

[hostage]

Oh my god, he is so adorable and in need of a hug and I'm glad you love him!! You should watch BrBa.

Also it's amazing that you're playing from M*A*S*H in a HG game. So beautiful. :')