+1 genocidal fishprince

[unconchonable]

Hello everyone! Definitely fresh meat over here, so pls, be gentle.

Anyway, I'm Zorn and I'm bringing with me Eridan Ampora from that silly webcomic Homestuck. For those of you who don't know anything about him, he's a dramatic, genocidal, snooty douche, who is very entitled and spews vitriol whenever he can. He's honestly pretty moody, and just has a poor attitude, and violence is pretty much a reasonable option to him if shit doesn't go his way. He's in district 11!

WWHAT A PLEASANT GUY.

Anyhoo! Feel free to add me on plurk: ZornSable, or aim: Zornsable! I'm really excited to be here and to play with you all! <3

Comments

[shenunigans]

I didn't order a fish fillet tho.

[unconchonable]

Too bad you're getting one!

[shenunigans]

I want my money back.

[earthborn]

Sage nod. Ah yes, Homestuck.


It. Has trolleys? No wait, give me a minute, I'll get this.

[unconchonable]

Sorry, no refunds for nerds.

[unconchonable]

Yes, trolleys is what homestuck has. All the trolleys. Fish trolleys, land trolleys, trolleys that bleed the rainbow. It has it all.

[earthborn]

Ding-Ding!


...Yet more proof that I should not be permitted access to photoshop. Anyways, I digress, HELLO ZORN your name reminds me of Watership Down so I am sure we will be good friends. I play Shepard here from the video game trilogy Mass Effect, and she is a huge bitch I am so sorry.

[unconchonable]

I'm crying.... So beautiful. Such a masterpiece.

HELLO! Pleasure to meet you! But man I haven't seen Watership Down in forever! But yes, I am sure we will be! And pls, I play Douchey Mcdumbhair, I am not worried about huge bitches, in fact I welcome them with open arms! Also I really need to get around to playing Mass Effect, I have no idea why I haven't yet.

[dying]

Hello! welcome to the games, Zorn!

I'm KJ with Thane Krios, Charles Xavier, and Loki Laufeyson.

Nice to meet you! Not canon familiar (I know it has trolls and like...a few people and things), but I've loved our cast so c: WELCOME! I hope you enjoy! :D

[milieus]

Welcome! I'm Ali (a mod) and I play this lady (a Capitol OC who just wants to be friends) as well as Felicity, Jessica, Zoidberg, Daredevil, and Courfeyrac (who is in D11 with Eridan!) Please don't hesitate to contact me if you have any questions at all. We're glad to have you with us! :D

[unconchonable]

Thank you, the pleasure is all mine!

Aaaw Charles and Loki yes good. I am not familiar with Thane, but I am sure he's great all the same! I'll be looking forward playing with you! But yeah, Homestuck just has trolls and a lot of confusing things people don't care about, but lbr, fishtrolls is where it's at and that's all that really matters. I'm not biased, I promise.

[dying]

Thane is a frog-like alien dad type. He's yet to meet any trolls, but will be quite soon! He's pretty sad that all these kids and seemingly kids are here.

Loki and Charles, though, at least have some association - if not knowing or having met a troll!

I'm excited to play with him. I have strong doubts Charles will like him, buttttttttt Loki may think he's just fine bc moody and killing people is how he works, too.

[unconchonable]

Thank you! It's a pleasure to meet you. But oh my god ZOIDBERG, I love you for playing Zoidberg here, that's just beautiful wow. I'll look forward to any and all CR we can have!

I'll be sure to ask if I have any questions, thank you so much!

[unconchonable]

Aaw I love dad types, they're the best. Makes me wonder how him and Eridan would get along! But Eridan's so used to this stuff man, Alternia(his planet) was just a bunch of kids killing each other, so this is a walk in the park for him!

Yeah Charles probably won't like Eridan at all, he's rude and cruel and likes to kill those he deems lesser than himself. Or at the very least, he boasts about wanting to. But I do think Loki and him could get along, they have some similar interests, most definitely! Moody, genocidal princes are the way to go.

[shenunigans]

this one is a grade A douche loki you can tell from the pixels

[unconchonable]

wooooooow

[shenunigans]

listen here cumquat

[onedirectiony]

He's not too bothered by moody children. His son is well...a teenager (heh heh). So he may not APPROVE of his behavior, but sympathy would still be there!

Loki's been on the path to reform (let's not talk about how big of a joke this is), but all bets are off in the arena, so it works! \o/ So yeah, I could totally see them getting along!

[onedirectiony]

you can't tell me what to do you're not my real boyfriend

[shenunigans]

wow well now he's not going to make the imaginary dinner or give you the imaginary make outs look at that

[unconchonable]

I refuse

[onedirectiony]

loki tosses dave a note, it says

maybe real ones then? circle ur answer

yes
no
go away

[shenunigans]

caresses your face

and your fins

whispers no homo

floats away

[shenunigans]

dave circles yes and go away because he's an enigma

[onedirectiony]

QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART