Opens box, drops dwarf inside, etc etc.

[khiluz]

HELLO EVERYONE. I heard you were short on dwarves ha see what I did there so here I am!

My name's Ricks, brand new here, and I'm bringing in Fíli from The Hobbit. If you don't know him he's the older brother to Kíli, who I hear is already getting all sorts of wonderfully traumatized around here. So of course I had to come and add to the pile of trauma and pain. :)

He's landed District 6 sooo yeah there's that. Oh and my plurk's extreminator so feel free to add me!! Kind of really nervous about how massively glorious you guys are but I look forward to playing with you all! Cheers!

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[celebrityskinned]

Hi Ricks! Welcome to the Games! I'm Lisa, one of the mods here, and I play one of Fili's Districtmates, Punchy O'Connor. :D I'm looking forward to playing with you, Kili's been a lot of fun so far and I can't wait to see what the duo gets up to.

Don't be nervous, we're all goons.

[emptytrousers]

still taller than u

[earthborn]

Good. More shorties. Help make Shepard look tall. She has no concept of Dwarves as a race no one will ever convince her you aren't human.

HI I'M MICA i play Shepard and no one else, because Space Messiahs are the only people who matter, all NPCs to the left for your point-worth allocation this means you. :P

No, but for real welcome to The Games, I hope you have a million funs and win everything and stay with us for a long time because I like your canon and you seem like a pretty cool dude yourself, thank you for liking us.

[earthborn]

Goons or Goonies

this is an important distinction

[onlyimmune]

SO EXCITE!

Hi Ricks! I'm Britt, you've probably seen me around on plurk, I play Ellie and she will be super happy to meet another Dwarf. C:

I also play Maximus and Sherlock from the BBC series! Welcome!!

[khiluz]

Nice meeting you Lisa! And yeah I know, I think it's just the new-game jitters, haha. Looking forward to playing with you too!

[khiluz]

still more handsome than u

[acroodawakening]

I'm Tipple and I play this guy here, incidentally named Guy, from The Croods. (And also a jerky green alien dude from DC comics named Brainiac 5.)

Hiya, welcome to the game! Guy's in the same district and due to dance on some tables with Kili, so Fili will probably see him around!

[celebrityskinned]

Goons. Although we do have comedic adventures...

[emptytrousers]

nuh uh

[khiluz]

Does it help if he says he's over eighty years old because he is. Also Fíli's even shorter than Kíli so enjoy that if you will.

Anyway nice meeting you Mica, and thanks for the welcome :)

[swill]

Hi, Ricks! I'm Vero, beruna on plurk (adding you!), and I just play one character here and that's this dude- Hawkeye Pierce from a really old tv show about doctors being silly in the Korean War.

I'm canon blind, but dwarfs are always fun, and welcome to the big pile of trauma and pain :D I'm sure you'll love it here and I'm excited to thread with you!

[khiluz]

wow solid argument there lil brother

but no

[khiluz]

HI BRITT YES I DID and spazzed intensely at learning there were TLOU characters in the game. HELLO AGAIN. :D

[onlyimmune]

YES we have a joel and a riley now too :D :D

[khiluz]

Hi Tipple! Thank you for the welcome, and yes both me and Fíli like all this table dancing ordeal immensely.

[khiluz]

M*A*S*H WAS MY FAVORITE THING EVER WHEN I WAS A KID SO *YES* I TOTALLY NOTICED YOU WERE AROUND THE GAME AND UGH JUST.

I'm cool. Totally cool.

And all you need to know about dwarves is they're strong, loud and kind of have no table manners whatsoever. Well at least Fíli is a bit more proper than his brother.

[emptytrousers]

!!!! it's clearly the best argument!!!

better than yours

[khiluz]

squishes own face aaaa
I'll definitely throw Fíli at you all at one point or another ehehe

[khiluz]

no because you see my argument is

shoves you off the bed

[polyturtle]

Hey there, Ricks! Welcome to the Games! I play Donatello, from TMNT, Homura Akemi from Madoka, and Jack Atlas from YGO 5Ds. I definitely look forward to seeing your dwarf in play!

[onlyimmune]

i'll throw ellie into his intro log if it's an open one :D

[emptytrousers]

oh really because mine is

shaves ur beard off

[khiluz]

Oh yes it will be, of course! But it's like 3am here so it'll have to wait for tomorrow.

[khiluz]

at least i have a beard